Dont be a schmuck like your old man!

So today the whole country..nay..the whole world, is going nuts about the royal wedding between Prince William and the lovely Kate. But why are Kenyans glued to their screens? Because deep down we all love happy endings, despite the cynics we all laboriously try to fashion ourselves into. We are a mushy lot. The sooner we accept it, the better.

A considerable number of years back Prince Charles also kept the whole world breathless when he was slapping on the ol' ball and chain courtesy of the lovely Princess Diana. And by gum what a show it was! It seemed a match made in heaven, until the good prince decided to be a typical man and exhibit a strain of stupidity akin only to that of a retarded ape, by cheating on his gorgeous wife with a woman who makes a scarecrow look like model on a catwalk in Milan.

I have seen people do a lot of silly things in my day, but the Prince of wales definitely takes the cake! But being the affable fellow that I am, I will not belabor the point. It is however my sincere hope, that William will not follow in the footsteps of his father, who I can easily sum up as a failed senior bachelor, caught somewhere between an old prince, and a King in waiting.

William, you are a family man now. Married to the Duchess of Cambridge! Act like it is so. You have a great gift that millions of men crave. Guard it with your life. Guard it even from yourself!

Don't be a schmuck like your old man!